Dog Eggs

Ten alternatives ways to get more slip on your ledge

5. Dog eggs – Often easily accessible at your local spot, this is a last resort wax which requires a strong stomach and a dedication /lack of patience which requires an immediate grind satisfaction.

If anyone starts looking at you oddly and dialling three-digit numbers, make sure you stare deep into their eyes as you wax without blinking to reassure them of your sanity. Don’t expect anyone else to wash your clothes for you afterwards either.
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